Monday, November 07, 2005

Hilarious

Here's a joke to share...

A couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to take a shower. Her husband is looking for a rake and can''t find it. He yells up to his wife, but she motions to him from the window like she can''t hear. So he points to his eye, hits his knee, and then makes raking motions. ("I need the rake.") She replies by pointing to her eye , grabbing her left breast, slaps her ass, then rubs her crotch. The man is confused and runs upstairs.
"What? What was that?"

"Eye, left tit, behind, the bush."
- Jokes.com

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

WahahahahahAHhahahahhah. Try this one:

Dr.M calls for an emergency Cabinet meeting and Samy is in India. So a telegram is sent after him. Moments later he replies with a cryptic message - 3 pictures from left to right, of a chicken, goat and bag. What can it all mean? All our eminent Cabinet Ministers scratch their heads. What in the Works Ministry's name could this joker be up to? Still @#$%ing in India, eh?

Dr.M laughed at that thought. He did not seem not the least perturbed, much to the surprise of his fellow Ministers who are waiting for Samy to solve some highway problem - a problem that might sway the electorate to the opposition.

Dr.M: Apalah, dia kata "Ayam kambing beg"! (when pronounced sounds like "I am coming back", so he's not the least worried)

10:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wohohoho..........cute! Cute!

10:50 AM  
Blogger Kae Huang Tan said...

haha~~~ typical malaysia joke, really funny ^^.

1:03 PM  

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