Thursday, September 01, 2005

My very own zombie movie

Here it is. The consequence of loving and watching too many zombie movies. Last night I had an awesome dream (I refuse to call it a nightmare because I didn't feel scared at all--in fact, I felt invigorated!).

The dream started off with me visiting a friend at a "farm", and in the middle of the night, I was woken up by thudding and hissing sounds. I got up to investigate, and to my shock and horror, the window (which was covered by a thick piece of cloth) had a hole, and a snake was slithering into the room from the hole! Curious, I actually crouched down and checked out the snake. I vividly remember thinking to myself that this snake is non-poisonous because it doesn't have a triagle-shaped head. Then the next thing I knew, I was holding a chair and crushing the the snake's head with the leg of the chair. *CRUNCH* *SLOSH* [insert own imagination here] Then, enraged, I called the friend whom I was visiting. When he came into the room, he was actually disappointed that I wasn't killed by the snake! Then the story took off from here...I realised that this "farm" was actually this crazy place filled with zombies and people who lured visitors to the farm with only one purpose--to kill them! So I started running--at this point I suddenly had a female companion, but don't ask me who 'coz I can't remember! We tried to run for the exits, but we were closely chased by a few packs of blood-hungry zombies who snarled and growled at us. Then, just when we were about to be trapped in a dead end, we found a couple of tables filled with--you'd never believe this--CDs! Mountains of CDs...there was Jackie Cheung, Jay Chow, movie CDs...you name it. But what we saw were...weapons! So we quickly tore off the packaging and took out the CDs, then when the zombies (and some humans) came, we threw the CDs at them like they were deadly frisbees. Some caught them in the throat, some in the stomache, and they started toppling over...and I was happily hacking away at a zombie's leg with a CD when...

...some bloody idiot decided that it would be cool to call me at 7:00 in the morning! So, there it was, my very first zombie movie, produced, directed, and starred by ME. :P Hahaha!

Somewhere not too far away in a little town called Beatrice I can almost hear someone muttering "Serves you right for watching so many gory zombie movies!". :P

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

SOmeday one of those zombies gonna come out right from the tv box and eat you. eat you well.

Bad karma girl, bad karma.

1:09 PM  
Blogger jasern said...

Hey girl. Long time didn't visit u. How r u keeping? Guess you must watching loads of creepy movies (not my type though.. hehe..)

Always keep in touch k?

Take good care :-)

9:08 AM  
Blogger Kae Huang Tan said...

Ooo, it's just like zombi nations~~ hoho. It's nice to be able to remember your dreams so well. ^^ I can't hardly remember my dreams... or did I dream at all???

5:05 PM  

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